My younger cousin is a fan of Lil Uzi.
Like a hardcore fan.
I don’t understand the hype.
He’s a terrible rapper.
His voice is awkwardly pitched.
… and he dresses strange.
So I took time to really think about his music and his persona in general…
I think, I’ve learned to tolerate Lil Uzi Vert.
I’m not going to list and discuss the detailed information I’ve uncovered, simply because, I’m not.
I will however share my conclusion.
Have y’all ever realized he’s not a rapper?
He’s not similar to Lil Yatchy (don’t understand him either) or these other new “rappers” jacking up hip-hop.
At the core, he’s a rock artist that uses hip-hop beats.
He’s like, a new something-or-other.
If his sound ISN’T new, I sure haven’t heard it before.
Or maybe I just haven’t paid attention to the others.
Either way, while he’s a terrible rap artist, I started listening and pretending he’s a rock artist.
Guess what.
He doesn’t sound like COMPLETE crap anymore.
I’m still not going to go to a concert.
Won’t be rocking a shirt with his name on it.
Most likely not going to buy an album. Ever.
BUT, I don’t mind his music being blasted everywhere all day anymore.
Shout out to different perspectives.
Also, shout out to my lunch.
Because delicious.
The Purple Hat 